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Those who can, do.
Those who can’t, teach.
Those who really, really can’t,
teach at Greenville Elementary.


 

Season ONE

Teechers - Season 1 "Best of"

Teechers - Season 1

http://vimeo.com/26097470 Teechers was originally shot as a sitcom "sizzle reel" and then made the festival rounds as an award-winning short. To introduce yourself to the worldClick to watch

Teechers - Season 1 (Episode 1)

Teechers - Season 1 (Episode 1)

Principal Whit Brickman deals with two students who like to curse a lot. The science teachers have a new student teacher named Timmy, who appearsClick to watch

Teechers - Season 1 (Episode 2)

Teechers - Season 1 (Episode 2)

Gisele is an odd duck of a teacher who apparently was some sort of button designer back in Germany. Teacher Betty Reynolds confuses The AmericanClick to watch

Teechers - Season 1 (Episode 3)

Teechers - Season 1 (Episode 3)

The Science Guys play with toy dinosaurs in front of the class and teach their students the merits of the movie Jurassic Park and theClick to watch

Teechers - Season 1 (Episode 4)

Teechers - Season 1 (Episode 4)

Sam and Betty each tries to convince Whit that they deserve to have the first openly gay 5 year old in America in their classClick to watch

Teechers - Season 1 (Episode 5)

Teechers - Season 1 (Episode 5)

Gisele is confused over a students gender. The Science Guys drink strange liquids from a flask. Whit confronts Gisele over her Green Card status. http://vimeo.com/101393227Click to watch

Teechers - Season 1 (Episode 6)

Teechers - Season 1 (Episode 6)

The Science Guys flip out on a girl in their class who loves dolphins. Betty pulls a move from Dead Poets Society and it blowsClick to watch

Teechers - Season 1 (Episode 7)

Teechers - Season 1 (Episode 7)

Sam shares some very obscure objects with his students during Show & Tell. The Science Guys discuss communism and the Soviet Union with their bewilderedClick to watch

Teechers - Season 1 (Episode 8)

Teechers - Season 1 (Episode 8)

Betty is bombarded with student flatulence while doing a read aloud. Sam teaches his students how to be ruthless Connect 4 players. The Cursing KidsClick to watch

Season TWO

Teechers - Season 2 (Episode 1)

Teechers - Season 2 (Episode 1)

Whit Brickman, Principal of Greenville Elementary. hires a new teacher--a very new teacher. And a teacher's death is predicted via fortune cookie. https://vimeo.com/78873262Click to watch

Teechers - Season 2 (Episode 2)

Teechers - Season 2 (Episode 2)

A steroid using baseball player meets his match in Sam & Ted. Kate is banned from the teachers lounge for not wearing glasses. Whit & his principal friend deal with a near disaster. https://vimeo.com/78882273Click to watch

Teechers - Season 2 (Episode 3)

Teechers - Season 2 (Episode 3)

Gisele helps Sam with his OK Cupid profile. Bill serenades Kate and Stephanie with songs from his school rock album. https://vimeo.com/78883281Click to watch

Teechers - Season 2 (Episode 4)

Teechers - Season 2 (Episode 4)

Sam Spoon and Bill Winkler are challenged to staring contests by a she-devil of a student. Bruschetta proposes selling the student's artwork to raise money for the school. http://vimeo.com/78884382Click to watch

Teechers - Season 2 (Episode 5)

Teechers - Season 2 (Episode 5)

Bill and the guys dicuss their ideas on capital punishment; Cassandra won't make Sam photocopies; Gisele designes a new hallway Autobahn system for the students. http://vimeo.com/88117843Click to watch

Teechers - Season 2 (Episode 6)

Teechers - Season 2 (Episode 6)

Whit and his Ex-wife argue over their son taking Chinese lessons. http://vimeo.com/93900500Click to watch

Teechers - Season 2 (Episode 7)

Teechers - Season 2 (Episode 7)

Whit proposes that Betty hook up with his kid to bump up his social status; There's a murder in the library!; Ted eavesdrops on a coversation where Kate says what colors turn her on the most. http://vimeo.com/93900505Click to watch

Teechers - Season 2 (Episode 8)

Teechers - Season 2 (Episode 8)

Art teacher Bruschetta tries to convince Whit that nude male models are right for the school; Bill Winkler seranades Kate & Stephanie. http://vimeo.com/93896695Click to watch

Teechers - Season 2 (Episode 9)

Teechers - Season 2 (Episode 9)

Gisele takes on janitorial duties; Bill Winkler teachers the Ewok Celebration song to some kids; Whit & Dr. Phillips, Principal of prestigious Powell Academy, discuss their schools differing examples of field trips. http://vimeo.com/93897086Click to watch

Teechers - Season 2 (Episode 10)

Teechers - Season 2 (Episode 10)

Betty flirts with a substitute teacher--until it goes all wrong; Ted needs to take a dump while proctoring a state exam and ask Gisele to cover for him while he rushes to the bathroom. http://vimeo.com/93896696Click to watch

Teechers - Season 2 (Episode 11)

Teechers - Season 2 (Episode 11)

Whit asks Dr. Sloane Stuben to take a dive in a fight against his son Scott/Terrence to help bump up Scott/Terrence's social status; Gisele calls her friend Helmut during a fire drill.; Cassandra and Kate get high off sniffing smelly markers. http://vimeo.com/93910049Click to watch

Teechers - Season 2 (Episode 12)

Teechers - Season 2 (Episode 12)

Whit discusses with the staff how to teach Sex Ed using the new training dolls; Dr. Ed Phillips reveals that he is married to Cindy Crawford. http://vimeo.com/93910048Click to watch

Teechers - Season 2 (Episode 13)

Teechers - Season 2 (Episode 13)

Whit discovers kids cooking and then selling meth in the science lab; The IT guy wants to charge Bill Winkler money to discuss Netflix; staff members bet on kids racing. http://vimeo.com/93897084Click to watch

Teechers - Season 2 (Episode 14)

Teechers - Season 2 (Episode 14)

Gisele leads a staff meeting while Whit is away; David serenades the ladies with more of his school themed songs. http://vimeo.com/93898559Click to watch

Teechers - Season 2 (Episode 15)

Teechers - Season 2 (Episode 15)

Betty comes to discuss something serious with Whit but he becomes distracted by a strange noise; Sam and Bill discuss the merits of double penetration and guinea pigs; Gisele returns from a silent retreat. http://vimeo.com/93910047Click to watch

Teechers - Season 2 (Episode 16)

Teechers - Season 2 (Episode 16)

The annoying kids are sent to Whit's office for organizing a flash mob during a fire drill; Jon think Betty wants to fuck him. http://vimeo.com/93898558Click to watch

Teechers - Season 2 (Episode 17)

Teechers - Season 2 (Episode 17)

Bill Winkler discusses the merits of the singer Pitbull in music class; Sam & Betty discuss new field trip ideas. http://vimeo.com/93897085Click to watch

Teechers - Season 2 (Episode 18)

Teechers - Season 2 (Episode 18)

Whit & Dr. Phillips discuss having Louis CK perform as an assembly; Gisele creates her own state exam questions; Ted wants to bring his girlfriend's pitbull to school but has to get the idea past Whit first. http://vimeo.com/93900503Click to watch

Teechers - Season 2 (Episode 19)

Teechers - Season 2 (Episode 19)

Sam tells Betty where he got his new wedding ring, hat and glasses; Whit makes the mistake of looking at Kate's tits. http://vimeo.com/93898557Click to watch

Teechers - Season 2 (Episode 20)

Teechers - Season 2 (Episode 20)

The guys in the lounge discuss how to make a proper Irish coffee, The staff discusses whether "This effing school sucks!" constitutes a kid cursing, Gisele is covetous of a little girl's shirt. http://vimeo.com/93900502Click to watch

Teechers - Season 2 (Episode 21)

Teechers - Season 2 (Episode 21)

Gisele fills in as school nurse; The staff discusses how to split up this year's teacher merit pay. http://vimeo.com/93900506Click to watch

Teechers - Season 2 (Episode 22)

Teechers - Season 2 (Episode 22)

Dr. Phillips tells Whit that his school just got an astronaut on loan from NASA; Kate and Betty discuss how creepy the guys at the school are; various staff members give their resumes to Dr. Phillips--right in front of Whit. http://vimeo.com/93898560Click to watch

Teechers - Season 2 (Episode 23)

Teechers - Season 2 (Episode 23)

The staff discusses what to do about a serial pencil biter roaming the school; the guys in the lounge discuss the merits of "bigger chicks".. http://vimeo.com/94003739Click to watch

Teechers - Season 2 (Episode 24)

Teechers - Season 2 (Episode 24)

Kate & Ted try to get out of work to attend Coachella; Bill & Cassandra discuss the merits of euthanasia. http://vimeo.com/93910050Click to watch

Teechers - Pilot

Teechers - Pilot

Season 2 - "Pilot" version (22 minutes) http://vimeo.com/79366910Click to watch

Teechers - Season 2 - "Pilot" version (22 mins)

Teechers - Season 2 -

http://vimeo.com/79366910Click to watch

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